Instant Death Sweatshirt Size:XL Killer Cola

Killer Cola

cerebrospinal fluid

That’s right

Love drinking Liquid Death all day while you golf but hate always running to the woods to pee

Designed for hostile corporate takeovers

Instant Death Sweatshirt Size:XL Killer ColaMost people think you wear black to an execution. But black actually shows sadness and therefore respect for the dead. But your thirst does not deserve your respect. If given the chance, it would kill you and everyone you love. Green is a more celebratory color. It lets your thirst know you arent just there to watch it die but to party on its grave afterwards. Style runs big, size down for classic fit.